I know this is crazy but I can’t help it.  My wife is always yelling at me to stop…every time we drive by a great piece of real estate I have to say “that would make an awesome personal training studio.”  But it doesn’t end there.  Being a former bodybuilder I just can’t help but compare someone’s genetic potential to how they might look after 10 years of intense training, a great tan, and a good coat of baby oil.  So as I was watching American Idol along with some absolutely ridiculous number of well everyone in the freaking world, it dawned on me that perhaps I wasn’t the only one wondering……who has a better set of guns and wheels Jordon or Blake.

…who has a better set of guns and wheels Jordon or Blake.

To be honest it was just about the only way I could survive the show…what with Tony Bennett putting met to sleep and all.So hears my official critique. Not only does Jorden have the lungs to make it through the Tour de-France and the Swiss yodeling championships but also the sheer physical size to take the title of female Lou Ferrigno.  Although a little thick in the knees and ankles…at only seventeen she has plenty of time to pack on a few inches of gastrocnemius to create the illusion of a taper.  Her smile alone would certainly play a decisive role in winning over the Weider brothers.

Blake on the other hand…even after training under the full guidance of a team of top muscle building gurus from around the world and packing on pounds and pounds of raw sinew and prime angus beef could only hope to compete at the bottom of the bantom weight class. And unfortunately his one primary asset other then his voice, his hair…would have to go.  And I fear that even that radical strategy wouldn’t make his shoulders appear any wider. 

Although a Nicole Bass vs. Schwarzenegger male/female posedown would have been interesting and perhaps embarrassing for the mighty Austrian Oak the otherwise lopsided comparison is unprecedented in the sport.  I suspect however that if it came down to Jorden and Blake the argyle sweater vest wearing dude would have to settle for second place once again. I do want to wish both good luck in the upcoming Mr. Olympia.

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